Eviction Notice

The closer I get to being born, the more uncomfortable my mom becomes.

I was recently served an eviction notice. 

I'll be here soon, I swear!

My mom texted her best friend Kara (my future Auntie) yesterday and said this:
"80% effaced, starting to dilate, and she's at zero station".
I can only assume this means I'll be here soon.
World, prepare yourself for my arrival!